Meet the Rulers of the Republic
Forget boring corporate teams.
This project is led by chaos, fluff, and the finest socks in the drawer.
They don’t just work here. They run the show.
Princess Socklena
Title: Chief Executive Officer (CEO)
Bio:
She’s the crown, the voice, and the power behind the Republic. From speeches to strategies, she rules the sock world with glitter and grit.
General Socktarius
Title: Director of Strategy & Defense
Bio:
Disciplined, loud, and allergic to nonsense. He’s the mastermind behind every sock mission (and every dramatic speech).
Soka Loco
Title: Community Lead & Meme Ambassador
Bio:
He talks. He shouts. He memes. No one really knows what he does, but somehow, the community loves him. Probably dangerous.
Smartie Stitches
Title: Lead Developer – Smart Contracts
Bio:
A silent genius with a laptop. She writes smart contracts that no bug survives. The blockchain bends to her will.
Mr. Coincounter
Title: Chief Financial Officer (CFO)
Bio:
Calculates risks, budgets, and how many memes we can afford this week. Financially brilliant. Emotionally unavailable.
Patchie Flex
Title: IT Operations Lead
Bio:
Keeps the website running, the servers breathing, and the rest of the team from panicking. Drinks coffee. Reboots reality.